I've heard wicked rumours that the crystal set is capable of receiving transmissions other than BBC Radio 4 (we fear change!), but it's been a long time since I've experimented with adjusting the tuning knob. In fact last year I went off on a monologue in the pub whilst feeling refreshed and inspired, and ranted on about how all other broadcasters are heathens, only to discover that my reluctant victim was a local radio DJ. Ahem.
However, the routine of Radio 4 is wonderfully comforting, and was a lifeline when I lived in Hong Kong. OK, so the signal was barely audible over the Internet back then, but occasional riffs from the Archers theme were better than Marmite and cricket at the same time. So, here are my favourite moments of the day:
- 0545 The Radio 4 Theme, RIP: Totally pointless and wonderfully eccentric. Why, oh why, did they have to abandon it?
- 0600 Today: The best news coverage there is, and host of two specific highlights:
- 0745: Thought for the Day: Only occasionally is this anything but patronising and pointless. However, it serves a purpose - as Will Self said, if he's still abed at that time, he has to get up to throw something at the radio. Certainly works for me every time.
- 0810: The Shouty Interview! Possibly the best bit of the day! Time for a senior government minister to provide the leading interview of the programme. If you've timed it right, this comes on when you're in the car, and all the frustrations and stresses of the coming day can be released in a glorious primal scream of anger at whatever half-witted mendacious pillock is peddling his/her self-interested disingenuous agenda to the listening public. With a stroke of luck Messrs Humpreys or Naughtie deliver a fatal blow before the interview is through, but even if they don't it's a great way to clear the lungs. Remember: you won't hear a bigger berk anywhere all day, so it's nice to know you've got it over with.
- 1830: With a stroke of luck it's Monday, which means Just a Minute or I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. The audio equivalent of tea and cucumber sandwiches on a Union Flag tablecloth. Delightful.
-1900: The Archers. The original, best, and only soap opera worth following anywhere in the world. All human life is here, plus some very informative tips about dealing with mildew on late wheat harvests. This is what podcasts were made for.
I would write more, but it's 0745 and I need to go and find something suitable to throw at the radio. Happy listening!
Friday, November 09, 2007
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